Thanks from the people at @haufegroup to the @acccgn

#kudos to @micheal and @alexkylburg to organise such a charming event.

@librescrum #scrum #agile #AgileParty

last day of @acccgn is about to start.
#acccgn25 @haufegroup #AgileParty #scrum #agile #lean

3 Collaboration Challenges In 2025 #Agile #Collaboration #Kanban #leadership #Scrum #Teams #Video
https://mozaicworks.com/blog/3-collaboration-challenges-in-2025?feed_id=2291&_unique_id=6815a70a1d2c2&utm_source=Mastodon&utm_campaign=FSPoster

#acccgn25 open space built a wonderful session plan that got rearranged and optimized.

#scrum #agile @librescrum #AgileParty @haufegroup @acccgn @micheal @pedromosilva @karen @Alisa @zusammen_mehr_elefant @DerGuteAlteHerrSchwarz @alexkylburg @surfguard @Lady_J

finally, the @acccgn will take place tomorrow. we will be multiple #scrummaster from the @haufegroup crew. looking forward to 3-day #AgileParty

#agile #scrum @librescrum

@karen @Lady_J @micheal @alexkylburg @DerGuteAlteHerrSchwarz @pedromosilva @Alisa @Peter

Why is your perfect little process failing so miserably?

Because it's dead. Lifeless. A corpse in a PowerPoint slide.

You can't jam humans into a structure and expect magic. People don't follow processes, they embody them. Or reject them with the grace of a cat knocking things off a table.

Guide them. Talk. Collaborate. And what a miracle, they might actually come to use your process without knowing that hey use it.

Remember: even the best idea dies screaming if the humans aren't ready or the use case is fantasy.

Processes don't fail. People do. Because someone forgot to include them.

Hey fellow #scrum masters do you use scrum poker or any other tools to gamify your sprints?

Also gets you in for the corporate all-hands meeting.

Those yachts don't buy themselves!

Simple and clean, Tobias Mayer and Bob Hartman released a very simple form of the Scrum Guide.
Smart and focussing on the main things.

https://scrum.academy/guide

#scrum
#agile
Super happy to go to London at the end of the month to attend a one-day workshop with these like-minded folks!

Weekly corprevac.com library link

Crafting an Effective Product Vision Statement
Product vision statements are concise, evolving, inspirational descriptions of a product's long-term goals and future state. This guide will explain h

https://resources.scrumalliance.org/Article/write-product-vision-statement

Have a GitFlow diagram I made using DrawIO

It's 09:30 and I really don't give a fuck. That's why I've probably just pissed off the PO by pointing out that it doesn't matter what his priority is, he can't tell the Developers what order to do the work in the Sprint Backlog.

Aaaaaaaaand it's a toys/pram moment