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**Schwarzkrach** @wolf@metalhead.club · 3 T.

picture taken in front of my house yesterday: neighbour's cat hiding underneath an unknown parked car with a license plate reading:

HS 666

Hail Satan and the number of the beast?

Thank God I've stopped smoking weed long ago

#Cats #CatsOfMastodon #CatsOfFediverse

Antwortete Schwarzkrach

**Friedhof der Kuschelbiere** @HailSatan@metalhead.club · 18. Mai

18. Mai

Friedhof der Kuschelbiere @HailSatan@metalhead.club

@wolf
I'm missing #BeastialMetal. Sure, not many things can compete with Raw Black Metal (and yes, at this moment I'm listening to 'Perpetually Pist') but sometimes I desperatly need Beastial to blow away my sorrows!
@HailsandAles

#BlackMetalMonday #ArtWolf #Meme

**Schwarzkrach** @wolf@metalhead.club · 18. Mai

18. Mai

Schwarzkrach @wolf@metalhead.club

@HailsandAles

Meme in which five images of five creatures are describing five Heavy Metal subgenres (the names of the subgenres are written in a font similar to Gothic type):

a cat: Nu Metal
an alligator: Thrash Metal
a dragon: Death Metal
the demonic monster named Cthulhu: Black Metal
a devil-like creature with horns: Raw Black Metal

#BlackMetalMonday #ArtWolf #Meme

**Harsh Noise Vlad** @dani@veganism.social · 17. Mai

17. Mai

Harsh Noise Vlad @dani@veganism.social

#Caturday

Who are you? What do you want?

a cat holding her head to the floor while gazing through the legs of a chair full of concentration (she's looking at the photographer)

#Cats #Catstodon #CatsOfMastodon

**Schwarzkrach** @wolf@metalhead.club · 16. Mai

16. Mai

Schwarzkrach @wolf@metalhead.club

#Caturday
#ArtWolf

My personal ranking of these four #Metal subgenres

Meme in which four images of four creatures are describing four Heavy Metal subgenres (the names of the subgenres are written in a font similar to Gothic type):

a cat: Nu Metal
an alligator: Thrash Metal
a dragon: Death Metal
the demonic monster named Cthulhu: Black Metal

#Meme #Memes #MetalMemes

**Harsh Noise Vlad** @dani@veganism.social · 20. Apr.

20. Apr.

Harsh Noise Vlad @dani@veganism.social

#Caturday
#ArtWolf

upset marble cat with a brown toy rat

photograph of a three-colored cat (brown, black, white) The brown and black parts of her fur remind one of what a marble cake looks like. She looks upset or at least skeptical. Next to her is a brown toy rat on the floor. Daylight shines in and throws the cat's shadow onto the ground

#CatsOfMastodon #Catstodon #CatsOfFediverse

**Schwarzkrach** @wolf@metalhead.club · 16. Apr.

16. Apr.

Schwarzkrach @wolf@metalhead.club

#UKSupremeCourt
#ArtWolf

"transten"
(Australian version of the Sten submachine #gun on a pride flag)

Developed in the UK, the simple and inexpensive Sten and its variants were official sidearms for British, Canadian and Australian soldiers during WWII

They were also intensively used by anti-fascist partisans all over Europe and became iconic for the fight against #Nazi Germany

Only Australia's Sten had a unique, somewhat philosophical camouflage finish by default

Feel free to consider "transten" an inspiration regarding today's #UKSupremeCourtRuling

#LGBTQ #Transmisogny #Fascism
#JKRowling #Transphobia #UKPOL #UKpolitics
#trans #TransWomenAreWomen

a transgender pride flag with a crude looking submachine gun in the middle

**Schwarzkrach** @wolf@metalhead.club · 16. Apr.

16. Apr.

Schwarzkrach @wolf@metalhead.club

"Black Metal ALF"

black and white photograph showing the entry into a forest, a damaged high seat is lying on the ground

#ArtWolf #Photography #Forest

**Schwarzkrach** @wolf@metalhead.club · 7. Apr.

7. Apr.

Schwarzkrach @wolf@metalhead.club

#ArtWolf

Der Text im schwarzen Kästchen stammt von mir

Parodie eines Buches aus der Reihe "Conni". Auf dem Einband ist die Zeichnung einer blonden Jugendlichen (Conni), die mit ihren Freundinnen an einem Bootssteg neben einer großen Yacht steht. Der Titel des fiktiven Buches lautet: "Conni spuckt von ihrer Yacht auf Geringverdiener", außerdem der Hinweis: "aktualisierte Auflage mit Vorwort von Friedrich Merz"

#Conni #Parodie #Satire

**Harsh Noise Vlad** @dani@veganism.social · 27. März

27. März

Harsh Noise Vlad @dani@veganism.social

#ArtWolf
#BlackMetal #Meme

Jesus is nailing it again!

Meme based on a drawing of Jesus speaking to an angry crowd. At the top it reads: "Black Metal posers rejected his message" Below that is the drawing in which Jesus says to the crowd: "Dimmu Borgir is not Black Metal!" while an angry man in the crowd replies: "Let's crucify him!" Below the drawing it reads: "They hated Jesus because he told them the truth. Gal. 4:16"

#Memes #Fun #Humor

**Schwarzkrach** @wolf@metalhead.club · 14. März

14. März

Schwarzkrach @wolf@metalhead.club

#Caturday
#ArtWolf

Polterkatz'

(should be a great cover for a #HarshNoise EP or album)

modified photograph of a cat (head and front paws, respectively) behind a window
image was converted to black and white and modified to look surreal and mysterious
(the cat kind of looks like a ghost, everything but her is black or dark)

#CatsOfMastodon #CatsOfFediverse #Catstodon

**Schwarzkrach** @wolf@metalhead.club · 12. März

12. März

Schwarzkrach @wolf@metalhead.club

#ArtWolf

Finally a personal variant of my favorite #meme

variant of the meme in which a man gets complimented unjustifiably: inside an office, a smiling man is wearing a suit (likely the boss / CEO) and is shaking an employee's hand who seems to be confused and uncertain. The boss is labelled with the text: "Everyone around me complimenting me on my male feminism and my sense of responsibility" The employee is labelled with the text: "Me who just hates condoms"

#Memes #Fun #Humor

**Schwarzkrach** @wolf@metalhead.club · 12. März

12. März

Schwarzkrach @wolf@metalhead.club

#ArtWolf

#Meme #Geheimdienste

Der ewige Kreislauf ...

Meme, das eine Kreislauf beschreibt. In der Mitte sind die Logos von BND, Verfassungsschutz und MAD. Die einzelnen Stationen des Kreislaufs sind (nach Station vier geht es zurück zu Station eins):
- Geheimdienste bauen Scheiße
- Politiker fordern "lückenlose Aufklärung"
- alles verläuft im Sande
- Geheimdienste bekommen noch mehr Befugnisse

#Memes #Satire #Humor

**Schwarzkrach** @wolf@metalhead.club · 7. März

7. März

Schwarzkrach @wolf@metalhead.club

#BandshirtFriday

inspiriert von "Anal Trump", widmet sich die fiktive #Grindcore Band "Anal Merz" in ihren Mikroliedern ausschließlich dem Nazikollaborateur und Vergewaltigungslegalisierer aus dem Sauerland

inspired by "Anal Trump", the fictional Grindcore band "Anal Merz" only has microsongs about Friedrich #Merz (he will be German chancellor soon and is well known for collaborating with the #Nazi party #AfD as well as thinking rape is okay - at least as long as you only rape your own wife)